If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
do you think harry and louis were playing footsie underneath the table at the press conference
(via boostylinsons)
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
get out
please sir control yourself or we’re going to have to call security
(via nialler-and-loueeehhh)
and in this corner, we have Harry Styles, who showed up to play football in his tastefully ripped designer jeggings while the rest of his band opted for sweats
(via harrysscentedcandles)
i feel bad for boys because they get the boners and they gotta smush their dicks into boxers and they have to pee next to guys in a bathroom like everythings awkward
but then i don’t because girls get their periods and cramps and not enough chocolate and we get pregnant and we have to worry about what we look like and what to wear
niall is the dumbest person alive yet somehow still pretty smart
harry is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen but is also really cool
zayn is king of the nerds but at the same time incredibly badass
louis is the world’s largest 4 year old but at the same time so caring
and liam is an oblivious dweeb but still sexy and charming
how
(via zaynscuriosity)